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s0hMood > *Celebration*

s0hp0h’s study plan finally kicked off officially for the very first time, omg omg! Never ever followed a plan before in s0hp0h’s whole s0hlife, could not believe that s0hp0h actually did it this time. What an achievement. Means s0hp0h can slack off liao, got effort liao what, at least when s0hp0h fail, she can say, she TRIED.

Thanks to Viv and Perky cos if it wasn’t for the date we had, s0hp0h might, might just turn off the alarm and go back to sleep until lunch time. No thanks to the guy who’s sitting behind of s0hp0h, talking to himself like nobody’s business. At first s0hp0h tot, maybe he’s on the phone, but no, he just keep ‘hmm’-ing to himself at regular intervals, when s0hp0h say regular, it’s seriously REGULAR lo. Yes, we all know he understands something hence the ‘hmmm’, ‘ah’ and some weirdo language that only he can understand, thanks but no thanks, s0hp0h don’t need to know how WELL you are progressing cause s0hp0h already have too many things waiting to be crammed in her shrunken brain.

When s0hp0h started realising that guy is a bit dodge, s0hp0h wrote a note and pass to the opposing cubicle where Perky’s sitting. After a while, Viv who’s sitting on the cubicle opposite to that weirdo send a sms to s0hp0h, btw you too much money is it? It’s only like wat, one metre away and you have to text? 2 sms summore, 50 cents gone. Anyhow, s0hp0h just kept laughing to herself while reading the bored-to-death Behavioural Science shit notes. The ‘hmm’ was soooo distracting lo. s0hp0h was picking split ends in her hair, then ‘hmmmm’ oh, back to notes. Not only s0hp0h la, Viv also said the ‘hmm’ awakened her from her sleep. At some point, s0hp0h thinks maybe he knows s0hp0h’s laughing at him *hmmm….* (no pun intended). He left after a short while, sigh, s0hp0h’s ‘awakening hmm’ gone.

Btw, s0hp0h today had a first hand experience on over-consumption of xylitol. One veryyyy good exam tip from s0hp0h, dun ever, s0hp0h mean EVERRRR, use artificial sweetened lollies during exams for glucose boost. Having done a chem assignment on sugar substitutes a while ago, s0hp0h out of all people should know sugar alcohols can cause laxative effect hor. Well, it didn’t mean much to s0hp0h back then, but today, went to Wollies? Wolly’s? wateva la, to hunt for some study snacks to bribe s0hp0h’s brain (which is what you call, positive reinforcement, wow, s0hp0h still remember! Everyone else: Well, who doesn’t?). s0hp0h, Viv and Perky were like going on about ‘no, not this one, CARIOGENIC etc etc’ so s0hp0h finally get these Wrigley’s sugar-free drops with xylitol which is suppose to help improve oral health la. We even freaking joked about the laxative effect!! But boy did s0hp0h care? No. s0hp0h loveeeee lollies sooo much that s0hp0h can finish one after another, and yet another one after the other. So during that what, 2 hours of studying, s0hp0h downed 10 xylitol lollies. After that you all know what happened la right… Eh, don’t be so rude, no shitting involved, just a veryyyyyyy upset tummy. Luckily this is only during the studying period cos s0hp0h was planning to buy more for exams. So yeah, rmbr if you wanna buy exam snacks, anything cariogenic would be good.


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Plan? What plan?

s0hMood > *mad*

As the must-pass-exams are approaching, s0hp0h has devised a study timetable, this time around much more realistic, detailed and divided into suitable intervals because s0hp0h of all people, know all too well on making up plans that are bound to fail the moment they were created. And s0hp0h thought this time for sure, it is going to different, but who is s0hp0h kidding? This is only the first day, and s0hp0h has already long ditched the plan. Why plan it in the first place? Wasted s0hp0h’s 10 minutes of sleep only. Utterly pointless, just like day light savings, except that takes up six times more the time, pun not intended.

But then again, s0hp0h choose to remain in denial, yes, s0hp0h’s going to start tomorrow cause today’s Sunday and Sunday’s are just days for people to rest, not doing work. Well, at least that’s how s0hp0h thinks. Actually the fact is, s0hp0h’s partially perfectionism ruled even more cause you see, it will only be perfect is s0hp0h start on Monday, not Sunday, not Tuesday, but Monday. And it will only be CORRECT if s0hp0h started studying on 9 a.m. sharp, not 8.59, not 9.01, but has to be 9.00. Why s0hp0h said partially perfectionism, because as far as s0hp0h’s concern, the ‘start’ has to be perfect, whereas the ‘end’ of studying time can be whenever, depending on s0hp0h’s another self who will try hard to distract s0hp0h, tempting her on getting short breaks which non-surprisingly turn into long extended ones.

Here, give you an inside to s0hp0h’s mind by ‘borrowing’ Viv’s famous imaginary dialogue:-
a) s0hp0h1: The good, sane self.
b) s0hp0h2: The watever self.

s0hp0h1: Wah this is so sien lo, History oso sibeh sien liao last time, now come Histology summore.
s0hp0h2: You also noe leh, since oledi studied for 15 minutes, take a break la, improve efficiency you noe.
s0hp0h1: Yalo, 15 minutes liao horrr, no wonder head feels so heavy.
s0hp0h2: *nod nod nod* So, what should we do? Internet? TV? Tea break?
s0hp0h1: But I just did all that 15 minutes ago…
s0hp0h2: Duh!! You also noe how to say la, 15 minutes ago wutttttt, you study till sot joh is it? *smack s0hp0h1 on the head with the 5 kg histology text*
s0hp0h1: *fainted due to the blow for 2 hours*
Then s0hp0h woke up, wiping off drooling saliva and saliva found on histology text. Wat the? Oh, just dreaming..

Anyhow, have a physiology research report due this Friday, want to finish it today. Yes, notice how it is WANT to and not MUST or NEED. Technically it should be a NEED TO not MUST cause it’s due only Friday, but then it will be good if s0hp0h finish it to start focusing on revising all the stuff, oh, not revising, should be start studying. Better do it noe s0hp0h guess. Tell you the progress of the ‘plan’ next time around..

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Weird choice of pets

s0hMood > *cold*

If you have a pet, s0hp0h suggest you keep it away from s0hp0h. Here’s why:-

爱美神 ~XiaN Bo0n~ 一生中最爱 says:
cos got new pet
4 type turtles

..:: s0hp0h ::.. (。◕‿◕。) hate day light savings.. says:
so many pets wat for?

爱美神 ~XiaN Bo0n~ 一生中最爱 says:
nice mah
got 2 crab

..:: s0hp0h ::.. (。◕‿◕。) hate day light savings.. says:

爱美神 ~XiaN Bo0n~ 一生中最爱 says:
ying leh

..:: s0hp0h ::.. (。◕‿◕。) hate day light savings.. says:
big liao can eat
yum yum
cook with black pepper and sauce

爱美神 ~XiaN Bo0n~ 一生中最爱 says:
my crab canot eat de
body blue color
-.- dunno can eat mol

..:: s0hp0h ::.. (。◕‿◕。) hate day light savings.. says:
-.-”’ poisoned..

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s0hp0h’s turning gay?

s0hMood > *blind*

Omg, did something realllllllllllllllllllllllllll lame today. For who? Still got whoooo??? Omfg. s0hp0h can’t believe psuedo actually did it. For those who knew about this whole crush thing, probably the ‘angel emitting light‘ case too, here’s another inside.

Today’s the last day of the academic year 2006, so horrrrrr, after bio labs, s0hp0h, YY and pseudo went across that you-know-whose-room, wanted to take another picture wo. Then cos there’s someone in there, the L woman said, let’s wait. -.-”” Damn persistent. So ok, finally found a reason that is to look at exam papers from you-know-who then after finish ‘looking’, s0hp0h nervously said, Can weeee take a pic with you? s0hp0h still can’t believe she did that, why did s0hp0h freaking promise L woman??? So bloody stupid ok. Psuedo laaaa, made s0hp0h did this. tsk tsk tsk, very very the embarassing la!!!!! No thank s0hp0h also nvm la hor, summore blame s0hp0h’s photography skills very bad, the pic is blurred, not nice yada yada yada. Wateva la k? What else more do you want har? Give u sumthing to hype for the rest of the day liao, don’t ask for too much k!

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Last week of the year

s0hMood > *work hard*

Wahahaa, yes, despite all the assignments which are going to be due on Friday (and did s0hp0h mentioned she hasn’t finish them), s0hp0h’s in good spirits. Cos it’s the last last lastttt academic week everrrr for this year. Muahaha. Though exams are coming. But nvmla. Hopefully the one week SWOTVAC will be adequate to cover DCP (whole year lectures), DHS (sem 2) and Bio (sem 2). Not too bad right? Compare to SPM, cover nine subjects, at least now s0hp0h only have three. Did s0hp0h also mentioned that time she use the supposingly one month for all 9 subjects for just Bio instead. Only Form 4 topics summore. Then drag drag till the last day, the day before the Bio exam itself, s0hp0h slept only 2 hours of so, trying to finish off the Form 4 topics and then skimmed through Form 5 topics. At that moment, s0hp0h’s head already felt sooo heavy s0hp0h think she’ll faint. But still continue. SPM wo, at that point, that was like s0hp0h’s life literally. How stupid was s0hp0h. Deprive self of sleep because of useless SPM. Won’t ever do that, but it’s not like s0hp0h has another SPM right. Oh well, take it as a lesson. But despite all those sleepless nights before exam days, s0hp0h’s still like that, never seemed to learn. Always leave till the veryyyyy last minute then cram cram cram the whole subject in. No wonder s0hp0h forgets everything after exams, more powerful than brainwashing. This time around, fingers and toes crossed that s0hp0h’s going to study hard (like REALL hard) for once because the exams are really important. More important than any other exams s0hp0h’s done so far. Must pass. MUST PASS!!!!! So, here s0hp0h’s telling you that, s0hp0h’s going to study like at least 6 hours a day during SWOTVAC. Except weekends maybe. Oh, and except those days when something else happens and gets in the way. And also except those lazy days when s0hp0h wake up 12 o’clock. Last but not least, except those days when s0hp0h’s sick. Other than that, you are very welcome to condemn s0hp0h and curse s0hp0h, hope she fails ask her buy you an ice-cream. s0hp0h’s very stingy so hmm, s0hp0h will make sure none of you get free ice-cream from s0hp0h. To everyone else facing exams, must ganbate ne and if not, you will need to be very welcome to ‘chia’ s0hp0h ice-cream also. Deal! Good luck everyone!!!~

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Whoever invented stats….

s0hMood > *irritated*

s0hp0h’s SOOOOOOOOO damn effing frustrated. Why? Thanks to that freaking DHS assignment: Dentistry as a Profession. Omg, who caresssssssssssss!!!! s0hp0h seriously DON’T. Sigh. Whoever invented statistics is #$*#@&%@!_$*)#*^$. Think you so smart horrrrr, did something to CHANGE the world horrrrr, well you know what, s0hp0h hate you hate you HATEEEEE you. You just have no freaking idea. s0hp0h just spent like the last one hour TRYING to digest those statistics into s0hp0h’s mind, trying to decipher what those numbers meant and then finally realised, those freaking numbers are rather irrelevant to the freaking assignment. Oh great, just great. Yes, s0hp0h could have blame it on her stupidity for not clearly reading the assignment cos there’s so many parts beforeee stats come into play, thus could have well starteddddd instead of staring blankly at the monitor for blatantly idiotic reasons. But no, s0hp0h decided she shall blame it on you, yes, YOU who tot of representing data in stats. You freakinggg freakinggggggggg @&%@!_$*)#*^$*(+=. *kicks chair, stamping the floor, banging head in disbelief* Breatheeee s0hp0h breathe. *struggles to regain composure* Now that s0hp0h finished the intro, yes only the intro, s0hp0h has 1100 words left to go. So pls excuse s0hp0h cos now that she’s at it, better keep the ball rolling. Ta.

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Happy Birthday: Bee Kee

s0hMood > *congrats*

Warning: *Very long story*

20 years ago today, one baby girl’s born, who from that moment onwards, is destined to meet s0hp0h, lucky hor her? Ekhem, s0hp0h is who s0hp0h meant. s0hp0h lucky. It was about er, 8 years ago s0hp0h met this destined-friend and back then, we were FAR from good friends. Friends even. Actually, not even Hi-and-Bye-friends. But that was because we were in diff classes and the only class we shared in common is Miss Leong’s Moral class (Puan now, but dunno who the heck she married to). Remember those were the days when s0hp0h’s as always, very very guai student, don’t make much noise, actually s0hp0h’s whole class was like dat, only the destined friend’s class noisy lo, and make us all always kena marah. Okla, unfair to say the whole class la, only partially. But s0hp0h thinks she clearly remembers the destined friend beeing one of them too, always bising bising with Elephant and Rhino cos they are friends since primary school. But they were just talking la mainly, unlike some others who love challenging s0hp0h’s poor moral teacher who most of the time fail to defend herself, until once when she just burst out and went ballistic at us, with s0hp0h thinking, crazy woman, s0hp0h’s innocent ok!!! s0hp0h forgot if she cried, because u noe, back in secondary school, crying teachers were very common, well, in s0hp0h’s class at least, so it’s not a significant event.

Anyway, before kayuh sampan-ing to far, better come back to the story. So this destined friend was in the same class as s0hp0h ever since Form 2 and then somehow dunno how, we just bonded. Together we applied to be librarians, together we went for the preliminary interview, and together we succeeded to get picked as the then for-sure-pass-regardless-of-what probation librarians. All we have to do is wait for a year and wahlaa, we’re real librarians. What’s the difference you asked? Erm, you wear the librarian uniform, a metallic school badge and name tag, instead of the cheapo, sew-it-urself, may s0hp0h add UGLY , cloth ones. Is that the reason why we went to become librarians? No. We just wanted to add more points into our extra-curriculum forms. So we were quite slack in a way, chose Friday as our duty days, always leave class early for lunch. Then time pass and pass and at the end of our Form 4 year, we need to organise this farewell function for the school leavers. And as part of the organising committee, we both set off to look for hotels. Do you have any idea how hard it is? You have to be extremely BOLD and asked the receptionist for the events coordination deparment and before that, need to give extremely long explanation why cos they are skeptical about us in our school uniforms. We went to the top hotels in KL, asking here and there, walking without even realising we reached KL tower. We literally walked all the way there from Bukit Bintang. Is it very close? Dunno, it felt heaps far. When it came to the billing moment, s0hp0h remembered sheepishly pulling out the treasurer’s money box, with notes (big and small, mainly small) and coins to the waiter for the 1000+ bill.

This is getting way longer than s0hp0h expected, still got a lot of things haven’t finish leh. Erm, nvm, on a quick note, as always, the FACTS of this destined-friend:-

  1. The Snoopy-crazed person who taught s0hp0h how to catch a bus.
  2. The supposingly ‘monkey’ of the group, cos she likes jumping sideways, but was coined the Hippo instead.
  3. The childish girl of the group with ice-COLD jokes. So far only the real monkey had broke her record. Might not be the King, but surely deserve to be the Queen of Antartica.
  4. During our Form 4/5 year, she collected our group assignment from the b*tch fat teacher who ironically teaches PE and gave us an assignment on healthy diet, and asked us to re-do the whole thing, saying we didn’t put an effort or something else nasty, to which s0hp0h’s destined friend replied casually, ‘fine, I guess u won’t need this then’, and tore the assignment in front of the teacher’s red swollen face!!!
  5. Got into trouble for being so-called ‘disrespectful’ to that PE teacher who oh-so-predictablly reported to the Librarian Head.
  6. The same girl who failed her first attempt in the BM oral and yes, there’s two more attempts but she cried cried and cried that the BM teacher gave her a pass.
  7. If anyone in TAG is likely to cry, it will definitely be her. May s0hp0h quote her, “You can hit me, kick me, slap me and I won’t cry. But if you scold me, hmm, I’ll cry for you to SEE!!”
  8. The girl who cried during Leo’s Camp because one strict instructor scolded her for something and everyone tried to console her, even the instructor himself ask her to stop but no, she kept crying and since that, the instructor dare not even raise his voice at her anymore.
  9. The girl who once cry, can’t be console no matter what, to the extent that Rhino became so frustrated at one point and said to s0hp0h, “Really feel like slapping her, saying OIIII sehng la, sehnggg laaaaaaa~~~~” ( sehng = wake up / sedar sikit)
  10. The girl who broke up with her bf face-to-face in front of s0hp0h and Rhino while we were all having lunch. -.-“”””””””””””””””””

Aiya, so fast 10 liao summore all are bad ones. Actually she’s a good girl la, just like to cry oni, other than dat, she’s a GREAT friend! Why? Cos even when s0hp0h wrote all this and she sees it, she won’t become angry wan, errr… right?

Lastly, Happy 20th Birthday Bee Kee, hope you will like the present – Just rmbr to tell s0hp0h what it is… Zhu ni shen ti jian kang, kuai kuai le le, xue yue jing bu, bu bu gao shen, jing yue man tang (wtf?) and guo de chao ji xing fu.

Happy Birthday to you,
You were born in the zoo,
You look like a Hippo,

And you smell like one too!!!!!!

*click click for bigger version*

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