Archive for May 13, 2009

Stupidity rules all

s0hMood > *fat*

I haven’t been blogging for the longest time that I almost forgot my login details =( Anyway, the usual reasons for not blogging, one being I’m too busy to blog (i.e In Malaysia), which I’m not and second reason being, I’m too free to blog. Like I could talk about a million things and bore you to death, but I’ve decided to spare your lives so please thanked me. Now that you’re in this page, let me get back to boring you to death all over again. Sigh. Why is my life so uneventful? Actually that’s kind of ironic considering I haven’t been going out on weekends more consistently than I had and it still feels like I’ve done nothing. Two months ago this time, I’m like a loser sitting around the pool table and now I go there everyweek (almost) and actually play (GASPS) without fail. Why like that? And I don’t even like it all that much. The only thing I like about it is cheap entertainment. But my friends are really into it, so I mah just tag along. It’s just that I go so often I feel like all of a sudden, I seemed like I’m so into it.

Adelaide is such a small place really. Not that anything happened or what, that’s just a random statement, and it is a fact. I’m just saying it cause I’ve been walking around town looking like an idiot holding a traffic light, except the colour being blue (my clinic coat). Sigh, the miseries of a dental student. I was in clinic helping out and when I left, I made sure I have everything: watch – check, pens in pocket – check. And that’s where it went wrong. For some stupid idiotic reason, I’ve placed my pen in my clinic coat front pocket (for those who don’tknow, it’s right in front of the left chest) without the cap on. And that is one  bloody green pen which so happened to be water soluble. And I did not just do that once. I did that with the other pen but I realised it early enough – but it was a ballpoint anyway so didn’t matter much. But this second one leaked over my pocket making me looked so – green. Sorry, I have very poor vocabulary but that’s not the point. So there’s this big patch and I was like shit, what if it stains it forever! I cannot possibly wait until the laundry time to wash it cause that’ll be in the weekends, meaning I have to live with the patch for two more days, three more clinics and I refused to look like that in front of my patient.

Anyway, so I thought it should be easy. Like any curry stain, just use a wet tissue and wipe it clean, done? So I did the same old trick and guessed what, it didn’t work AT ALL. Sigh. I don’t know whether it was the water soluble ink or the fact that the tissue was too wet, whatever, the moment my coat got wet, the greenish colour just spreaded all around the wet spot like an abscess wtfish! I swear I actually scremed fuck out loud in my brain. Panic panic. I have ortho clinic tomorrow and the last thing I need is kids mocking me and my dirty coat ok! So I quickly removed the tissue to prevent further damage, and guess what again? It made it worse. Sigh. The water dripped all over my coat and proceeded to spot it with green patches like a hulkish damaltian. You get ME? Now that is no normal eef. It’s like triple eff T___T

The only thing left for me to do is to throw the damn thing in the sink and soaked the ENTIRE coat with water and brush it with hand soap. Luckily for me, the stains all came off la. But still, such traumatic experience! So for those who saw a coat hanging in the locker room for no effing reason, that’s mine. For those who also happened to see a weird person walking around Rundle with a wet coat, that’s me. Sadly. I even went to Wollies with it. I swear the entire aisle of shoppers were judging me. Even the checkout chick was judging me T____T Oh well. So that ends my stupidity. Hopefully.


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